Beanie Meanie & Illiterate Tattooist

Hey, it's another 2-for-1 special:

1) What gives with those kooky Pennsylvania nurses? Every time TSG looks, they are either tormenting Alzheimers patients or, as this recent police complaint alleges, swiping a sick kid's Beanie Baby. (1 page)

2) Three things a quality tattoo shop needs: Clean needles. Cool designs. An unabridged dictionary. If Michigan's Eternal Tattoos had the dictionary, poor Lee Williams would not have filed this civil suit. So, kids, let that be a lesson: poor speling might land you in the offices of a lawyer--not to mention a plastic surgeon. (3 pages)